This is a result of "not enough information." See, I've been freelancing for a local Screen Printing and Embroidery place and the latest thing that they asked me to do was, and I quote; " an illustration of a sexy pig-girl on a Harley, pin-up style. You don't need to color it." I work my rear end off. Parts of me went numb for sitting for TWO day straight to get this done! Well, I finish it, feeling proud and I sent it over.

The next morning I get an E mail saying that she needs to be holding a tray of food and that the bike need to be at an angle, oh, and it needs to be a chopper. Oh yeah, go ahead and color it and design the rest of the T-shirt while you're at it.

*cries* There's really no way I can salvage what I've done so far.

So, I start on a new piggy (this was around noon) and I'm almost done (at about 6 pm) when I get a new note with a picture of what they want the pig to look like, and it looks more like Porky pig's sister then anything else.

So, now I have this finished pig on a finished bike, plus another finished pig holding a tray and not yet on a bike, but I won't get paid for them. I could kill... I really could.